a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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