Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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