I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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