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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Walk of Shame time yet?

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  Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.

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• (818): View more from California

  It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.

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  And this was for your brother's Christening?

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• (718): View more from New York

  He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.

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  Incredible.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you

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• (415): View more from California

  Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with

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• (530): View more from California

  im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.

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