We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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