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(609): View more from New Jersey

So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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(609): So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked http://tfl.nu/vy3r

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(415): View more from California

I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone

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(415): I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone http://tfl.nu/hnp6

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(626): View more from California

Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots

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(626): Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots http://tfl.nu/acn9

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(301): View more from Maryland

The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up

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(301): The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up http://tfl.nu/7low

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"

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To a 70 year old lady?!

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(508): Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face" (774): To a 70 year old lady?! http://tfl.nu/99j2

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(210): View more from Texas

she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?

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(210): she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate? http://tfl.nu/d0z4

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(+61): View more from Australia

You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out

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(+61): You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out http://tfl.nu/lg4i

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(903): View more from Texas

So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.

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(903): So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition. http://tfl.nu/0um3

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(631): View more from New York

The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.

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(631): The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason. http://tfl.nu/mydy

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(914): View more from New York

I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.

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(914): I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me. http://tfl.nu/p01s

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"

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I am the fairy godmother of the drink.

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(724): I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED" (239): I am the fairy godmother of the drink. http://tfl.nu/ryur

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(912): View more from Georgia

Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.

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(912): Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks. http://tfl.nu/l0wp

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(240): View more from Maryland

I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.

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(240): I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator. http://tfl.nu/kcd0

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(541): View more from Oregon

25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.

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(541): 25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that. http://tfl.nu/kj3r

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(301): View more from Maryland

I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits

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(301): I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits http://tfl.nu/pmw9

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