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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.

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• (619): View more from California

  When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.

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• (831): View more from California

  I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.

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