im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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