Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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