mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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