After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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