you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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