She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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