we're chasing vodka with high fives
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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