we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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