We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I need moral support for this bender
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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