Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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