I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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