I got chris browned last night
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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