just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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