3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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