I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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