I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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