they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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