She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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