Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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