Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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