Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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