just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Please, let me fuck your mom
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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