No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
