He asked to "fluff my boner.."
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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