Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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