i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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