All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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