Don't you send me to vm
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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