I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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