This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
