You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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