We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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