I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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