If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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