He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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