You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
