i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
the raccoons are back...
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