I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
