Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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