she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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