Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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