well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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