she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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