If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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