You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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