I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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