HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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