If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i now understand why vodka
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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