Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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