walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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