butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
you never un-have a 4some
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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